The Theory of my Life
by: Flipper McQuack
So you all want to know how I came to life this very day. I shall tell you... During my junior year of high school, I look at my family.... I look real hard and well what I came up with was that there was no way that I could actually be related to any of em.... And that's when I did some research and found out... the secret of my life. I was visiting a friend and was looking through a book of hers when I noticed something there was a picture of an ufo that was of the colors pink, purple and teal. Coincidence that mine and my best friends colors were pink, purple and teal? Perhaps... then I read the message under the picture and it said, that particular ufo had landed on earth in 1979.... it just so happens that was year that I was born. Sounds more than a coincidence, correct?
So I put two and two together, that I was an alien from a distance planet which later I was adopted as a human baby. So you see I am really an alien in disguise to late contact my people and to go back to my home planet, Tursiops Truncatus. And I type today the story about how I found out the I was truly an alien and not human muhaha I knew I couldn't be related to my family and that book... that day... proved to me what I already felt inside.