Stupid Questions!

These are real people, real questions or stories during my oh so lovely days at work
I used to work at Walmart, in the Electronics Dpt. And this is what I got asked!

• Can I get a reciept with that?
  • Uh no you can't... I refuse even though that is automatic
• Woman sees a woman dressed up as a clown* Are you really a clown?
  • uh yah she went to clown school and everything
• Can I buy a remote control for a computer?
  • when ya find one... let me know 11/25/02- Well I've seen them now but still at that time there wasn't such a thing as a remote control for a computer.
• I see the CDs from A-M do you sell M-Z?
  • nope store's biased only sale the first half of the alphabet
• Are you sure this is a color TV? How do you know?
  • uh how about the big words on the box that say color... or even better how about that display, looks color to me
• Can I buy a blinky thing?
  • uh well what the hell is that?
• I need a battery for my phone.... Ok, do you know which one or the make of your phone.... I need that? ... yah you do
  • since when are things universal????
• Where are the B's located?
  • let me guess in by saying between the A's and the C's
• (big sticker that says 9.96 on the movie) How much is this? ... It's 9.96 ... well can ya scan it? ... uh i guess
  • WOW shock there it was 9.96!!!! c'mon people think, its not hard I promise
• Can you make all the games compatible with Win XP?
  • Uh yah... and what am I Microsoft? like I have that power, I'm just a worker shesh
• When do you put out your new releases for tomorrow?
  • Uh how about tomorrow
• Where are the batteries? (batteries are right in front of them when they ask, cuz there behind the register)
  • This is the most popular one of all, there right in front of you stupid, are you that blind?
• Can I have this DVD player in black, not gray?
  • .And how do you want me to do that paint it? I didn't make it that way call the company shesh
• DO YOU WORK HERE?
  • .This is thee most stupidest question ever that I get asked ohhhh around 100 times a day, Someday I will say NO I don't, I like the uniform I really do, I wear it for fun ugh!!
• Does EBT mean DEBIT?
  • .uh let me think about it NO!! 3 selections at the atm station thing, EBT, Debit, Credit which are all in a row and people still ask me if ebt is debit with the D off... c'mon
• Can I get this discman? --Sure let me go and get it for you-- I hand the customer the discman and she replies with This is the only color it comes in. I say, uh yah. Customer says Oh I don't like that color, I don't want it
  • Oh ok the picture showed that color... and she didn't like it then so why you make me get it cause you knew you didn't like it, i hate people
• Why do people think they can buy Big TVs and drive little cars?
  • Because they are stupid... I mean all the time we have people buyin 27-36" TVs and they like drive geo metros... how in dee hell are we going to make that fit in that ity bity car hmmm?
• Do you know who sings this song *insert song name*?
  • uh let me think about it... uh NO If you dont know who sings it then I can't help. You know how many artists have the same song names!!
• Why do you keep the display up if you don't have the product?
  • .um let me think about it, because it saves us a headache! Why in the world would we take down a display and then put it back up when we have it, that is ridiculous.
• Can you donate a broken TV to my church?
  • .first off, it's broken. Normal people would ask to donate a works just fine tv, not a broken one...
• Can you help me find a cd? Sure which one... *can't remember the name but started with an S* Ok, it'll be in this area. Why can't it be over there? Uh, last time I checked these are in alphabetical order.
  • OK if it starts with an S then it is in with the S area why oh why would be put a cd that begins with an S in the R's uh D's A's even... alphabetical order is a neat idea use the power of organization will ya

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